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Welcome to my little corner of the internet, where love comes with a side of sarcasm and happily-ever-afters are never boring! Grab a coffee (or a cocktail) and stay awhile. Things are about to get delightfully messy.

About Me

CHAOS INCOMING

A fake relationship. Real feelings. And absolutely zero chill.

For a limited time, get your hands on this exclusive release box for The Girlfriend Agreement. Along with a choice between the deluxe paperback or hardcover, you will receive:

✨ NSFW overlay (because Damian has no shame)

✨ Bookmarks, keychains, stickers, and a pennant flag Lexi would 100% roll her eyes at

✨ A few extras that weren't in the PR boxes

If you love messy, chaotic, slow-burn disasters, then this one's for you.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A PRE-ORDER.

ORDERS WILL SHIP FIRST QUARTER 2026.

PRE-ORDER

Limited Leftover Stock!

A handful of release boxes are still available from the original run. So if you missed out the first time, here's your chance to grab a box NOW! But don’t wait too long, quantities are super limited.

GRAB ONE BEFORE THEY'RE GONE!

CONWICK U

Rep your favorite elite university with my exclusive Conwick U merch! Whether you're a math whiz, a campus gossip magnet, or just here for the extra credit, I've got the perfect lineup to show off your school pride. From T-shirts and notebooks to stickers and mugs, this collection is top of the class! Get yours now, because at Conwick U, school spirit is always in session!

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